Better than average Bush joke
A decent joke has landed in my inbox, a thankfully it's marginally better than the 'insert hated politician's name here' jokes:
President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?”
The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”
And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.”
The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, “See, I told you no one would care about the 140 million Muslims”.